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Velcome

The place: Transylvania
The scene: The forboding walls of the Bran Castle.
(Loud, blood curdling organ music fills the room.)
We enter the dark mysterious home of...
Count Dracu-frog
(Please leave your garlic at the door before entering.)

Velcome to my home. Vood you like to stay for a bite? Perhaps something from my cauldron to quench your thirst? There are so many things to sink your teeth into here. Ya-ha-ha. Besides, I have all of my guests for dinner.

Vell, vell. Look vhat ve have here. We have crossed into the courtyard of my castle. Funny thing about this vell. Whenever I look into it, I can't see my reflection. I vonder vhy that is?

Many people thrown coins into my vell. I prefer to cough-in it. Ya-ha-ha. If you come tis way, I will show you to dinner. By the way - that's a lovely neck-less you have on.

Fangs a lot for coming. Ya-ha-ha!!!