To the Frogs back home:

I'm sending this letter from the smaller than small town of Frenchglen, Oregon. This town is so small (how small is it?) that they don't make a dot small enough to put it on the map.

Janet and John drove out here to do some duck watching. But as soon as they realize that duck watching in the desert is a bit of a stupid idea, we'll be on our way. No, I'm not going to say a word. I'm just the frog. Let them figure it out on their own.